"Michael, you’ve got to stop being horrible."
D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE VASE
[five] quotes: 1. ryan, gavin and the english language
This is one of my favorite childhood stories.
WHAT THE FUCK
I loved these books
HELLLLLO my favorite childhood story EVER
Tywin: Any man who must say, “I am the king” is no true king. I’ll make sure you understand that when I’ve won your war for you.
#I like to believe there’s a prolonged moment of confusion as everyone there #remembers Joffrey is talking about Robert #'What? Jaime never killed Rhae- oh right' #poor Joff is literally the only person in this room who doesn’t know (via mosymoseys)
Ryuuji’s not a dragon though, he’s definitely a mother hen. and clearly i like to draw that.
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
But really, Max Ride was a quality series when it came to having a diverse looking character roster.
Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin
Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them
Kids are fucking horrific I want twelve hundred of them.